More Big 80's
Yes, that's right. Up until about 1989 or so, I didn't much care what the heck I looked like. I mean...I wore striped child's tops and blue jeans most of the time. I do remember a pair of red pants that my mother would inflict on me.
I've seen pictures of myself as a child. My mother once got me this shorts and T-shirt set made to look like a Hawaiian island of sorts. (You'd pretty much have to see it.) That was fairly cute. I also owned two reversible shirts. One of them was red-and-white marbleized crap, with red stripes as the reverse. The other was a Mickey Mouse top. Of course, my most prominent fashion accessory was.....
REALLY BIG BANGS!
Yes, that's right. For the first eight or so years of my life, I would wear them straight across. Add a pair of glasses to this, and you can imagine what I looked like back then.
In about 1988 or so, I got my first major haircut...and a perm to go along with it. That's when the 1980's fashion victim in me took over. Most of my clothes back then were either hot pink (the hotter the better) or bright orange or yellow (the brighter the better) or any other color on the Electric Neon part of the spectrum. I actually owned a bright orange pair of biker shorts. Pazz would be proud.
I also owned several pairs of pants. The coolest ones were black, with rainbow-colored round things on them. I had a top to match. I wonder what I did with them. If they still fit, I would wear them today. No, for real.
Shoes. It goes without saying that the footwear of choice back then were Reeboks. However, I never owned a pair. My family was devoted to Keds. I think I owned a pair of every color ever made. At least I wore slouch socks. Of course, now I look back at that and ask "What the HADES was I thinking?!" But then, I'll probably say the same thing about my current attire 15 years from now.
At least I can say this with pride: I never, NEVER, used one of those banana clip things. Even at the age of nine, I realized that those things were implements of torture probably developed by Saddam Hussein. Of course, back then I had no idea who he was....